What goes on here on this surprisingly simple website?

Full Funnel Nudity and the infamous Blog

The blog is where I share the tactics and tricks of the top advertising and marketing professionals so that you can learn from them...

… And then you can go out and kick ass at getting more customers and sales.

It’s also the only place you can find the soon-to-be cult famous content series - Full Funnel Nudity

Offensively delicious and sometimes outlandish emails that deliver YOU the secrets of the most effective advertisers and marketers

OK - Technically, the emails are not on the website. But you can sign up for them here.

And when you do I’ll deliver sensationally simple tips to your inbox that make all your marketing more alluring and intriguing to your potential customers.

Creating, Crafting, and Curating Sales Art

I believe the best marketing is art. Writing great emails is an art form.

Writing a powerful sales copy that makes customers crave your products is an art form.

Delivering your marketing message in a way that’s easy and fun for your customers to digest is sales art at its finest.

This website and my email list are my personal canvas where I create, share, curate, uncover, and dissect high-performing sales art.

So if you’re up for getting a little artsy-fartsy in a way that makes the cash register ring, and your customers sing… (your praises)…. Why not follow along?


Who is behind Full Funnel Disclosure?


Hey, I’m Kyle Jordan.

Believe it or not, I wasn’t always the owner of a three-page website.

But through a lot of hard work, perseverance, and personal battles with a severe allergy to faux almond milk…

I was able to purchase a domain no one else wanted!

And that’s the story of how I became the owner of this website.

OK - so as you can tell I don’t really like to talk about myself.

But I do like to talk about copywriting, direct-response marketing, hockey, and entrepreneurship. On my blog and in my emails I talk all that jazz.

I even share a few personal stories when they are in the interest of helping others. So, hopefully, if you read to this point, you now know what goes on here.

To learn more, you can NOT follow me on social. Yeah - sorry, NO, I don’t do social media. It bores the shit out of me.

Stick with the blog and the email list and we'll be fast friends!